[Topic Unique] Images drôles et insolites (N°7)

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J'ai faim !

Les OGM permettent le développement d'arbres avec prise électrique


Fini la barre, place au tobogan !


Vive le printemps !


Voiture enneigée


Se coincer le talon dans une grille, la poisse

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Le covoiturage se développe de partout


Ah les cinémas de plein air


Un billard de prévu ? Pensez à votre pote avec boucle d'oreille


Il y a les pro-Appel, et ceux qui essayent


Fantôme de chien ?

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Un enfant qui lit Playboy


Un remake de Titanic façon Bolywood ?


La vie privée c'est ringard ! Optez pour les toilettes transparentes !


Mais ouai les mecs, j'suis avec une super belle fille au pieu !


L’œil dans le seigneur des anneaux ?
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Le train monorail du futur dans le passé


Le foot-golf vous connaissez ?


Les nouveaux reportages. toujours ua plus proche de l'action !


Accident gore dans 3, 2, 1, ...


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He bien non, pas une cheville...

Ca ne s'invente pas, c'est une pièce d'un extracteur de jus type JazzMax

Le bureau d’Einstein quelques heures après sa mort


Michel-Ange illustrant sa liste de courses afin que ses serviteurs analphabètes sachent quoi lui acheter


Ce à quoi les carlins ressemblaient avant l’élevage sélectif des animaux

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J'avais lu JizzMax, autant pour moi.

EEEEEH MAC ARENA ! Yeah !

:banane:

Je sais pas, c'est insolite?

@Alpablaise, oui c'est insolite mais kécécé ?? je n'arrive pas à trouver la source...

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La voilà la source !

ppf:

"Ahah trop drole ta blague!"

wait for it


What is your acne telling you?
1 & 2: Digestive System — Eat less processed or junk food, reduce the amount of fat in your diet, step up water intake and opt for cooling things like cucumbers.
3: Liver — Cut out the alcohol, greasy food and dairy. This is the zone where food allergies also show up first, so take a look at your ingredients. Besides all this, do 30 minutes of light exercise every day and get adequate sleep so your liver can rest.
4 & 5: Kidneys — Anything around the eyes (including dark circles) point to dehydration. Drink up!
6: Heart — Check your blood pressure (mine was slightly high) and Vitamin B levels. Decrease the intake of spicy or pungent food, cut down on meat and get more fresh air. Besides this, look into ways to lower cholesterol, like replacing “bad fats” with “good fats” such as Omegas 3 and 6 found in nuts, avocados, fish and flax seed. Also, since this area is chock-full of dilated pores, check that your makeup is not past its expiry date or is skin-clogging.
7 & 8: Kidneys — Again, drink up! And cut down on aerated drinks, coffee and alcohol as these will cause further dehydration.
Zone 9 & 10: Respiratory system — Do you smoke? Have allergies? This is your problem area for both. If neither of these is the issue, don’t let your body overheat, eat more cooling foods, cut down on sugar and get more fresh air. Also keep the body more alkaline by avoiding foods that make the body acidic (meat, dairy, alcohol, caffeine, sugar) and adding more alkalizing foods like green veggies and wheatgrass juice. Another thing that most of forget – dirty cell phones and pillow cases are two of the top acne culprits and this area is what they affect the most!
Zone 11 & 12: Hormones — This is the signature zone for stress and hormonal changes. And while both are sometimes unavoidable, you can decrease their effect by getting adequate sleep, drinking enough water, eating leafy veggies and keeping skin scrupulously clean. Another interesting point: breakouts in this area indicate when you are ovulating (and on which side).
Zone 13: Stomach — Step up the fibre intake, reduce the toxin overload and drink herbal teas to help with digestion.
14: Illness — Zits here can be a sign that your body is fighting bacteria to avoid illness. Give it a break, take a yoga class, take a nap, take time to breathe deeply, drink plenty of water and know that everything always works out!
So the next time you break out or notice dark under-eye circles, look to your face map: your skin is probably trying to communicate on behalf of the internal organs. However, do remember that, as with all medical issues, it is always best to see your doctor or dermotologist for a proper prognosis. This is just a general guide to head you off in the right investigative direction – just because you break out between the brows doesn’t always mean you have a bad liver!

Voilà pour les boutonneux

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J'étais pas sûr, car j'avais un truc semblable mais encore plus massif. Et c'est bien pour mon extracteur de jus

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Désillusion dans 3 2 1 ...

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