Test débiles

exactement ce à quoi je m'attendais:
You scored as atheism.



You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 92%
agnosticism 75%
Judaism 67%
Satanism 67%
Buddhism 54%
Paganism 42%
Islam 25%
Christianity 13%
Hinduism 8%

et moi j'ai fait le test pour savoir si y avait possibilité avec une audrey je crois, ça donne à 65% oui. du coup j'ai son mail.

You scored as atheism. (encore heureux!!)

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 100%
Buddhism 67%
agnosticism 67%
Satanism 67%
Paganism 42%
Judaism 33%
Islam 33%
Christianity 8%
Hinduism 0%

J'ai voulu ne pas répondre à certaines questions, mais y'avait pas moyen :bizarre:

You scored as Paganism.
Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Je m'attendais pas a celle la!
Je crois que je vais me mettre a danser la nuit dans une foret totalement nu pour invoquer les divinités... quelqu'un (de preference quelqu'une voudrait se joindre a moi?)

et bah me voilà plus ou moins rassuré...:lol: :lol: :lol:

You scored as Not so stinky, but still a little stinky.
"your farts arent so stinky, noticeable, but mostly they fade in seconds and are not potent, but the volume is impressive"

ya des trucs marrants, j'ai fait celui du rock et j'aime bien cette phrase : KoRn is god! lool excellent :10:

Bon ben apparement je suis un Agnostique à 71% et Buddhiste à 67%, moui je pense que ca me ressemble bien.

You scored as Christianity.



Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity 75%

atheism 0%

C'est tout à fait moi ça

atheism 100%
Paganism 63%
Buddhism 50%
Judaism 42%
Islam 33%
Satanism 29%
Christianity 21%
agnosticism 17%
Hinduism 0%

Remarquez, j'avais pas besoin de faire ce test pour savoir que je ne croyais pas en Dieu...
ça me rappelle le test "Es-tu blonde ?" du Grand Livre de Jeux Drôles et Instructif de Les Nuls.

You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 100%

Satanism 96%

Paganism 58%

agnosticism 58%

Judaism 46%

Buddhism 42%

Christianity 25%

Islam 21%

Hinduism 17%


100% athéiste je m'y attendais. Mais 96% satanique...

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 88%
agnosticism 75%
atheism 75%
Buddhism 67%
Islam 67%
Paganism 63%
Judaism 46%
Hinduism 38%
Christianity 8%

je m'y attendais pas du tout à ça:-o:-o c le curé qui va être content :lol:

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism 71%
Satanism 63%
atheism 54%
agnosticism 46%
Islam 46%
Buddhism 38%
Christianity 29%
Judaism 25%
Hinduism 0%

Me concidérant comme athé le résultat me surprend pas trop quand même:

"I find peace and self-control through meditation."
-Bon ca parait con mais ca dépend de ce qu'on appelle méditation.
"I do not harm any living things, or at least I try not to."
- je suis pas cruel mais un bon steck de temps en temps ca fait du bien (moin pour le boeuf!)
"I am certain that no being higher than humans exists."
-On n'est peutetre pas non plus le centre du monde
"Women and men are equal in the eyes of God."
-?????? bon là on parle de quel dieu! Paske pour en connaitre un peu sur les religions c'est pas trop le cas (alors j'ai répondu que j'étais pas d'accord) même si pour moi ca devrait l'être!!!
"I am the only one who should set rules or restrictions for myself."
-C'est pas si simple que ca, jsuis pas parfait non plus!
"Religion is naive and misinformed."
-Ce serait un peu naif de penser ca!
"All life organisms alive today were created through random processes."
-Ba pas si aléatoires que ca si on en croit Darwin
"It is hard to decide what the truth is."
-bien quètant scientifique,(ou puisque je suis scientifique), c'est vrai!

Donc finallement ya des réponses qui n'on rien à voir avec mes convictions religieuses.

Cela dit en passant, très bon site de tests vraiment débiles, J'adore!!

You scored as Nihilism.



Your life is marked by strong Nihilism: You feel that nothing in the world, even your life, has much or any meaning.

"For out of fear and need each religion is born, creeping into existence on the byways of reason."
"There are no facts, only interpretations."
“Every belief, every considering something-true, is necessarily false because there is simply no true world”
--Friedrich Nietzsche


Nihilism 80%
Hedonism 70%
Existentialism 65%
Utilitarianism 55%
Apathy 45%
Kantianism 25%
Justice (Fairness) 25%
Strong Egoism 5%
Divine Command 0%

Par exemple ce test là me ressemble plus!