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Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 23/08/2009 19:38
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un peu plus loin
Stranger: stop being a dick and tell the truth You: what truth? You: the truth about what? Stranger: the truth that youre a psycho bitch who has nothing better to do than talk to 11 year olds on the internet you fuck You: okay, how old are u? Stranger: 11 you fuck i also called the cops their going to be there in a half hour You: oh thats great You: i'm waiting il est fort lui
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:02
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Kraiste | 0 #422 |
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Je suis accro
Inscrit: 15/06/2006 18:27
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Tu es les koreusiens qui sont allé sur le chat sont comme lui, tu va flipper a rester ici
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:15
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cachimane | 0 #423 |
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Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 12/02/2008 20:02
Post(s): 55
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Tu ma foutue sa et disconnected :gratte:
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:21
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oddadjian | 0 #424 |
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Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 23/08/2009 19:38
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Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: Just trying out this site. Stranger: What's your name? You: florian and you? Stranger: Dave. Stranger: Where ya from? You: france, u? Stranger: LA, America, but I've toured through France a few times. Stranger: Nice place. You: where did you came in france? Stranger: Paris. Stranger: See, I'm a musician. Stranger: I've toured all over the world. Stranger: If you like heavy metal you might have heard of me. You: maybe You: wich band? Stranger: Megadeth. You: really? Stranger: M'name's Dave Mustaine. You: non, it must be a joke Stranger: Yeah, I'm on the bus, actually. You: lol Stranger: No, seriously, no shit. Stranger: My roadies were always using this site. Stranger: I got nothing else to do.
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:22
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Genesis666 | 0 #425 |
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Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 09/05/2007 19:05
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le mec à fond sur son trip :
Stranger: Do you know where Waldo is? You: always under my desk Stranger: Always? You: always Stranger: Why? You: because he is afraid of you Stranger: Ohh... No he's not! We're best friends! Stranger: Right? You: that's not what he told me Stranger: What the fuck. Stranger: WALDO! Stranger: I miss him... You: waldo : err i'm sorry but you know sometimes you... you are too violent when you're drunk Stranger: I've been sober for THREE hours! Stranger: C'mon! Stranger: Don't do this to me! You: waldo : I can't take it anymore ! beuhaahaa You: he is crying Stranger: Omg, me too. Stranger: This is ridiculous Stranger: I'm sorry, Waldo! Stranger: Things are different now! Stranger: I promise! You: he accept to come back You: but Stranger: But? You: you have to pay his plane ticket Stranger: Well, where is he? You: because here it's France You: Paris Stranger: Oh shit. Stranger: Well... Stranger: Maybe... Stranger: I don't want him back! I'm too poor! You: and you know with Air France crashes... Stranger: God damn,. Stranger: Waldo... Stranger: Fuck you... Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:27
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Fantôme
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C'est mon genre. Sauf si on me sort le mot de passe.
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:28
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Daggerfall | 0 #427 |
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Je m'installe
Inscrit: 25/08/2005 21:32
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je pensais pas le dire mais j'ai testé 1h et c quand meme pas mal, faut savoir parler anglais par contre.
Pour l'instant je suis tomber sur un musulman turque (on a discuté de religion) et d'un prof à Londres (on a parlé de nos loisirs) Le concept reste sympa quand tu as 1h à tuer
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:39
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Kraiste | 0 #428 |
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Je suis accro
Inscrit: 15/06/2006 18:27
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Ta de la chance, je tombe que sur des crétins, j'ai du croisé es koréusiens je pense
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:44
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Fantôme
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Pendant 10 minutes pas moyen de parler je tombais toujours sur le même:
You: hi Stranger: http://lockerz.200u.com Stranger: http://lockerz.200u.com Stranger: http://lockerz.200u.com Stranger: http://lockerz.200u.com Stranger: http://lockerz.200u.com Stranger: http://lockerz.200u.com Stranger: http://lockerz.200u.com
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:47
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non je toucherais pas à ta camionnette !!!
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:49
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CerealGuy | 0 #431 |
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Je masterise !
Inscrit: 04/02/2008 10:56
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You: You have a penis are a uterus
You: ? Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: a penis:D Stranger: n u? You: I have penuteris You: its a mix Stranger: wowww Stranger: cool Ils croivents tous les brésiliens.
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:49
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karelou | 0 #432 |
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Je suis accro
Inscrit: 15/12/2004 18:13
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Stranger: in the jungle
Stranger: the mighty jungle Stranger: the lion sleeps Stranger: ttooooooonight You: in the french version the lion is dead) Stranger: you SICK MAN
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 02:52
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rockingchair | 0 #433 |
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Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 23/08/2009 22:15
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You: tu viens de koreus ?
Stranger: nn You: ah jv alors ? Stranger: ba nn Stranger: reste You: nen You: j-v le site jeuxvideo.com You: ^^
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 03:22
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Iquite | 0 #434 |
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Je m'installe
Inscrit: 04/05/2008 19:30
Post(s): 240
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OMG,se faire passer pour Dave Mustaine quand même:-o
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 06:22
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ArnoOo | 0 #435 |
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Je suis accro
Inscrit: 22/12/2005 11:15
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Stranger: Come on Hai Hai, we going to the beach.
You: ok I'm coming Stranger: lal that's what she said. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 10:07
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Fantôme
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Et si c'était lui ??? :bizarre: :lol:
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 11:04
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sovietique | 0 #437 |
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Je m'installe
Inscrit: 11/06/2006 12:09
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Stranger: Abra used Teleport !
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lui il m'a bien fait rire. Depuis, quand j'ai des contacts "bizarres", je fais ça.
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 11:12
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sovietique | 0 #438 |
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Je m'installe
Inscrit: 11/06/2006 12:09
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Et désolé du double-post.
Stranger: i love you You: hi You: I'm borat You: and I love you too Your conversational partner has disconnected. Owned.
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 11:19
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-Cyr- | 0 #439 |
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Je masterise !
Inscrit: 04/04/2009 17:23
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: r u happy with ur life? You: yeah Stranger: r u really happy, or just hiding You: im really happy Stranger: do u hav any regrets? You: never Stranger: so if i waz 2 say that subconciously ur a dignosed mental retard, u would be surprised? You: yes Stranger: let me tell u something, u r the perfect candidate 4 mynew internet scam You: no Stranger: its called Xndo You: i don't like this name Stranger: and i can help u achieve ur life goals You: of courseeee Stranger: just send a sum of 10000 to 50000000 US dollars Stranger: to this adress: You: ^^ You: im not your buddy Stranger: 34 Nergilon st, Somalia You: lol Stranger: trust me Stranger: im Russian You: even on omegle, there is spamming ! Stranger: no Stranger: no my frend, not spam Stranger: Xndo Stranger: its perfectly safe Stranger: just gimme da money Stranger: and ur dreams will be acomplished Même sur omegle ya du spam !
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 11:35
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phil_denfe | 0 #440 |
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Je masterise !
Inscrit: 26/03/2006 03:39
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arrêtez de déclarer la guerre aux noélistes du 15-18 de JV, ils nous ont envoyé yattaa pour pourrir le forum ! zavez vu où ça vous a mené ? bientôt le serveur de koreus va avoir une attaque par dos...
Contribution le : 25/08/2009 12:51
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