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Genesis666
 0  #681
Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 09/05/2007 19:05
Post(s): 71
Stranger: YOU ARE MY SLAVE
You: OKAY
Stranger: No!
Stranger: I type in caps!
Stranger: *slaps about your head*
You: sorry my master
Stranger: Now open the door!
You: done master
Stranger: Now get off the floor!
You: done master
Stranger: NOW EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAAUUR!!!!
Stranger: do it slave
Stranger: do the dinosaur
You: rwaaar
You: rwwar
You: rwar
You: zzz
Stranger: That's enough slave
You: great
Stranger: you have pleased me
Stranger: I KILL MYSELF IN PLEASURE!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Contribution le : 26/08/2009 23:45
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 0  #682
Fantôme
Stranger: javier? ಠ_ಠ : {)
You: Hi!
You: Wtf?
You: Monkeys are falling from the sky ¤
Stranger: 😮
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Contribution le : 26/08/2009 23:45
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 0  #683
Fantôme
Citation :

Genesis666 a écrit:
Stranger: YOU ARE MY SLAVE
You: OKAY
Stranger: No!
Stranger: I type in caps!
Stranger: *slaps about your head*
You: sorry my master
Stranger: Now open the door!
You: done master
Stranger: Now get off the floor!
You: done master
Stranger: NOW EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAAUUR!!!!
Stranger: do it slave
Stranger: do the dinosaur
You: rwaaar
You: rwwar
You: rwar
You: zzz
Stranger: That's enough slave
You: great
Stranger: you have pleased me
Stranger: I KILL MYSELF IN PLEASURE!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Enorme. Tout simplement.

Contribution le : 26/08/2009 23:47
Signaler

 0  #684
Fantôme
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: m
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Ce fut bref ಠ_ಠ

Contribution le : 26/08/2009 23:53
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rick1704
 0  #685
Je m'installe
Inscrit: 06/02/2008 21:25
Post(s): 284
Karma: 75
Citation :

Shinrai a écrit:
Citation :
Après onze heures c'est plus la peine ce site


pourtant en Amérique il faut soustraire 6-7 heures, c'est uniquement en Europe que les gros pervers commencent à réveiller la bête qui est en eux.


Bah je tombe aussi sur des américains pervers a croire que chez eux y'a pas d'heure... 😃


J'ai trouvé comment faire fuir les gens


You: Hi i'm not a girl and i'm french !
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ça m'est arrivé 4 fois de suite avec cette phrase 😃

Contribution le : 26/08/2009 23:53
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Genesis666
 0  #686
Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 09/05/2007 19:05
Post(s): 71
Stranger: 17 m
You: mine is only 16 cm
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Contribution le : 27/08/2009 00:02
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BloodySnow
 0  #687
Je m'installe
Inscrit: 20/12/2007 17:49
Post(s): 149
"You: Hey
You: from?
Stranger: when i find myself in times of trouble
Stranger: mother mary comes to me
Stranger: speaking words of wisdom
Stranger: let it be
Stranger: let it be
Stranger: let it be
You: ...
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: LET IT BE
You: BEATLES
Stranger: wow, that only took five minutes.
You: Boxxy ><
Stranger: you disappoint me

Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Jcrois qu'il l'aime pas ^^

Contribution le : 27/08/2009 00:04
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Dgene
 0  #688
Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 12/06/2009 21:10
Post(s): 17
j'aime celui-là!!

Stranger: are you a girl
You: no why ? you're a boy horny ? again a pervert ?
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aussi j'ai remarqué un truc plutôt utile, je sais pas si quelqu'un le sait, où si ça a déjà été dit mais quand vous selectionnez le texte et que vous mettez la souris dessus ça traduit en français, sauf les mots qu'il ne connait pas °° du genre horny xD


ps : j'aime vraiment trop celui de genesis666 xD

Celui-là aussi est bien

Stranger: Male. Greece. 21. Cam.
looking for:Female. Cam. Msn.
( need to have ALL 3. if not- disconnect. )
You: So you're a boy horny ?
You: i can fuck you with a pencil if you want
Stranger: f?
You: No i've a dick, and i can fuck you with my dick too 😕
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Contribution le : 27/08/2009 00:08
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rick1704
 0  #689
Je m'installe
Inscrit: 06/02/2008 21:25
Post(s): 284
Karma: 75
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: boy or girl
You: boy you fail
You: ..………..,-~*’`¯lllllll`*~,
…………..,-~*`lllllllllllllllllllllllllll¯`*-,
………,-~*llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll*-,
……,-*llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.\
….;*`lllllllllllllllllllllllllll,-~*~-,llllllllllllllllllll\
…..\lllllllllllllllllllllllllll/………\;;;;llllllllllll,-`~-,
…...\lllllllllllllllllllll,-*………..`~-~-,…(.(¯`*,`,
…….\llllllllllll,-~*…………………)_-\..*`*;..)
……..\,-*`¯,*`)…………,-~*`~.………….../
……...|/.../…/~,…...-~*,-~*`;……………./.\
……../.../…/…/..,-,..*~,.`*~*…………….*...\
…….|.../…/…/.*`...\...……………………)….)¯`~,
…….|./…/…./…….)……,.)`*~-,……….../….|..)…`~-,
……/./.../…,*`-,…..`-,…*`….,---…...\…./…../..|……...¯```*~-
…...(……….)`*~-,….`*`.,-~*.,-*……|…/.…/…/…………\
…….*-,…….`*-,...`~,..``.,,,-*……….|.,*...,*…|…...\
……….*,………`-,…)-,…………..,-*`...,-*….(`-,…
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Contribution le : 27/08/2009 00:42
Signaler

 0  #690
Fantôme
You: Vegeta ! What does the scouter say about his power level ?
Stranger: over 9000!!!!
You: WHAT 9000 !!??
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Contribution le : 27/08/2009 01:48
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Dgene
 0  #691
Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 12/06/2009 21:10
Post(s): 17
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: im horny
You: yes and ?
Stranger: just saying
You: you want that i fuck you with a pencil ?
Stranger: yes
You: take a pencil so and fuck you --
Stranger: but ive got a dick?
You: so, you can do like marilyn manson, suck your dick
Stranger: i cant!
You: too small ? 😞
Stranger: noo, its big! but i cant bend 😞
Stranger: can i show it you?
You: i don't need your dick i've got a dick too.
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😃

Contribution le : 27/08/2009 01:57
Signaler

 0  #692
Fantôme
You: Hi
Stranger: from?
You: Do you like fish sticks?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Contribution le : 27/08/2009 12:52
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maxs18
 0  #693
Je m'installe
Inscrit: 25/03/2009 13:39
Post(s): 205
Citation :

Orage a écrit:
Citation :

Genesis666 a écrit:
Stranger: YOU ARE MY SLAVE
You: OKAY
Stranger: No!
Stranger: I type in caps!
Stranger: *slaps about your head*
You: sorry my master
Stranger: Now open the door!
You: done master
Stranger: Now get off the floor!
You: done master
Stranger: NOW EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAAUUR!!!!
Stranger: do it slave
Stranger: do the dinosaur
You: rwaaar
You: rwwar
You: rwar
You: zzz
Stranger: That's enough slave
You: great
Stranger: you have pleased me
Stranger: I KILL MYSELF IN PLEASURE!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Enorme. Tout simplement.


🔨 🔨 🔨 🔨 🔨
Grandioz !!


You: How time is it ?
Stranger: >Time is 20 : 10:08 38/06/49(Fri)
Stranger: >G'day mate, welcome to Chairman Rudd's censorship Hotline, how can i help you
You: wich country ?
You: ok
Stranger: Peoples Republic of South China, formally known as Australia
Stranger: >G'day mate, welcome to Chairman Rudd's censorship Hotline, how can i help you
You: where are you from ?
Stranger: I am an automated network IA, i do not have a location
Stranger: >G'day mate, welcome to Chairman Rudd's censorship Hotline, how can i help you
:gratte:

Contribution le : 27/08/2009 13:12
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Txiii
 0  #694
Je poste trop
Inscrit: 02/08/2004 14:58
Post(s): 12643
Citation :

Genesis666 a écrit:
mine is only 16 cm


c'est tout ?

Contribution le : 27/08/2009 13:36
Signaler

 0  #695
Fantôme
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Looking for a gay friend on msn
You: hummm i'm lovin' it
Stranger: are you gay?
You: I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEEEL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Enorme. J'y retourne

Contribution le : 27/08/2009 14:58
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DocIn
 0  #696
Je m'installe
Inscrit: 17/06/2009 10:09
Post(s): 218
You: welcome to Chairman Rudd's censorship Hotline, how can i help you
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Are you computer or human ?
You: click CTRL +F4 to see options
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Contribution le : 27/08/2009 15:50
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Brocoli2
 0  #697
Je suis accro
Inscrit: 24/02/2009 16:13
Post(s): 1577
Karma: 351
(°.°) {!) Deux jours sans internet : 25 pages de + parsemées de perles en tout genre !

Contribution le : 27/08/2009 18:10
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Txiii
 0  #698
Je poste trop
Inscrit: 02/08/2004 14:58
Post(s): 12643
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected
Stranger: Liar
____________

Stranger: i'm 24/ girl/ looking for someone horny to talk to
You: Give me five
Stranger: minutes?
You: no orgasm
Stranger: no fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Contribution le : 27/08/2009 21:06
Signaler

 0  #699
Fantôme
Stranger: i had sex with an 11 year old
You have disconnected.

Contribution le : 27/08/2009 22:30
Signaler

 0  #700
Fantôme
You: hey
You: hey
You: hey
You: 'm Bamtan
Stranger: I'm Joker
You: so..
You: kick
You: bam
You: wizzzz
You: tap!
You: flow!
You: you dead
Stranger: Right... >.>

Contribution le : 27/08/2009 23:16
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