> iGod : T'chat avec dieu

Me:
scorpio
God:
I know a lot of Scorpio people.
Me:
who?
God:
ELIZA. .

Mais ... qui est ELIZA ?


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Me:
Do you like Alcool?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like the Bible.

>< apparament oui

:bizarre:

Dieu parle sexe, et on renseigne meme sur le paradis:

Me:
Hey Dude
God:
You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
Me:
yes, do you know santa claus?
God:
What can I do for you? He brings us presents every Christmas.
Me:
I would like a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. You want only one?
Me:
ans a ass whore please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I do not understand.
Me:
no cummer, I'm not guy
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
You are god, you know all
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god me know all.
Me:
in the heaven, are there bitches?
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
and now?
God:
Right now? But...
Me:
a lot of ass wholes?
God:
How many?
Me:
3 for me and 2 for you
God:
Just three?
Me:
yes and you just two

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Konrad Zuse.???? connait pas?
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Voici la preuve que dieu est bête.
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et comique , en plus !
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comique (bis)

God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i love your wife
God:
You love my wife. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
because i enjoy having sex with her
God:
Interesting explanation. I'm not sure if I like it. Food is more important than sex.
Me:
so food is more important than your wife
God:
It's all good. You can't live without food.


:-D:-D jaimerais pas etre à la place de sa copine...

Me:
Hi

God:
Hello.What is your name?

Me:
Me?

God:
To you JANE?(y dit sa parce que je lui avait dit que j'habitais dans la jungle avec Tarzan et que j'étais Jane...)

Me:
you?

God:
"To you JANE?"? Me, JANE? :bizarre:

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Me:
I'm The God

God:
I am very pleased to meet you god.

Me:
not me

God:
If not you , who?

Me:
Do you know Clara Morgan?

God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.

Me:
it?^^

God:
tu dis que des conneries....
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si vous me croyer pas, dites moi comment metre l'impr. ecran sur les post


PS: pourquoi c'est ecrit "chaleur" en haut à gauche , au dessus des smiley a la place de "je viens d'arrivé; je m'installe......"?

Me:
Darlidarlidada

God:
Are you still located in jungle with Tarzan?(y se souvient de moi^^)

Me:
No, what about you?

God:
Are you serious?Me?

Me:
No

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
No

God:
are you serious?

Me:
No

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
yes

God:
I can't believe it.

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Comme pour les précédents posts, j'ai fait un prim screen(au fait, dsl pour tout ces posts^^)

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-> tu comprendras quand tu seras plus grand allez au cas ou... c'est lié avec le nombre de posts


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la FAQ et ton amie et le bouton editer aussi.

un pas mal aussi :
Me:
cul
God:
Are you still located in ? :bizarre:

Aller un autre :
Me:
but you're just a little whore
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

(whore = pute ^^)


un dernier :
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Me:
je vous souhaite bien le bonjour
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
pourquoi?
God:
Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c'est comme ca.

il perd la boule ce dieu


Me:
you dumb or what?
God:
Yeah. Oh you are so critical.



God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
I don't know. You are GOD so you must know
God:
Me either. I will tell my botmaster you said I am GOD so me must know.
Me:
ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
when will you say him that you c'ant aswer me?
God:
Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me:
and the answer is?
God:
No one has all the answers.

xa sent grave l'arnaque

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Regarde ce qu'il m'a répondu a moi :

Me:
scorpio
God:
I know a lot of Scorpio people.
Me:
who?
God:
Tony Blair. .

Me:
you fuck my wife?
God:
Interesting gossip: god said I fuck his or her wife.

me: shut up

god: OK I'll stop talking now

Me:
je t'aime
God:
Merci, je vous apprécie beaucoup. .

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MDR !!

Me:
tu es moche
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

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Un dernier

Me:
you are crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.

[edit stargate] cedric : bouton "editer" en bas a droite

Me:
Alonso is first

God:
And first is alonso :bizarre:

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Me:
Do you want a sandwich?

God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation

Me:
You want monney

God:
Do not presume that you know what I want :bizarre:

Me:
mm

God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
(y en a qui s'emmerde )

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Me:
Can you see me?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
I don't have camera
God:
Have you ever had camera ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.

God:
I don't know if I know it. :gratte:

Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
i put my dick in your ass
God:
Interesting gossip: said put his or her dick in your ass.
Me:
kuwca
God:
Tell me more about your sex.
Me:
it's little
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because i see my sex sometimes
God:
Interesting explanation. Where do you see it?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.

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God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
so you re a noob
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? I don't know.

Me:
you re a noob
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? Let me put it this way, satan: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Quelqu'un peut traduire?


PS: j'ai réussi a le faire planter!! il m'a plus répondu^^