> iGod : T'chat avec dieu

God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
gode dans le cul?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
pk ? tu es un vieu pédophile en recherche de victime?
God:
That's a very nice name, pk. Suis je vieu pedophile en recherche de victime? Je n y pas encore pens.



Limite, limite quand meme !!

Sa m'a fait pareil, je lui est dit:My name is Jane , you remember?
et y m'a répondu it's a very nice name Jane, you remember
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Hello. What is your name?
Me:
u
God:
" Hello. What is your name?"? Me, ?
Me:
my name is u
God:
Nice to meet you, you.

Me:

God:
Nice to meet you, you.
Me:
you?
God:
" Nice to meet you, you."? Me, you ?
Me:
me you?
God:
YOU? "" Nice to meet you, you."? Me, you ?"? Me, you ?
Me:
me us y?our mother
God:
YOU? " YOU? "" Nice to meet you, you."? Me, you ?"? Me, you ?"? us y our mother?
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?




pffffffffffffffffffffff

me:
Do you speak french?
god:
oui. Je parle le franais


Apparement God a lui aussi une dislexie du clavier ^^



Me:
you like have sex with animals?
God:
I love horses. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.


Hum... mouais... bizarre dieu ^^

Citation :

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
my name is marc dutroux
God:
It's good to meet you, marc dutroux.
Me:
your name please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. My name is God.
Me:
gode?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
you like a children?
God:
I do like music. I like Creed.
Me:
You fuck children?
God:
That's good information: marc dutroux said I fuck children.
->C'est la bonne information : le dutroux de marc a indiqué que je baise des enfants.

Il est Special ^^

God: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me: non
God: You must be American.
Me: non
God: Are you serious?
Me: oui
God: I can't believe it.
Me: et pourtant...
God: Is that Latin?
Me: non
God: Are you serious?
Me: oui
God: I can't believe it.
Me: et pourtant...
God: Is that Latin?
Me: non
God: Are you serious?
Me: oui
God: I can't believe it.
Me: et pourtant...
God: Is that Latin?

etc... etc...

Hihi c'est rigolo ce truc.
Mais toujours des petits 'blèmes:

Me:
who is your son?
God:
I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.

Et plus tard je lui dit:

Me:
who is Jesus?
God:
Jesus is my son.

Aurait-il bu?

Sinon dans le même genre on tape spleak@hotmail.com dans ajouter un contacte msn et un truc comme çà est toujours connecté et on peut lui parler.

I am your father
God:
Glad to see you, Myself.
Me:
glad too
God:
Your happiness multiplies our delight.
Me:
How are you son ?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you Myself ?


ha ha ha je suis Dieu !!!

je lui ait dit que j'avais passé la nuit avec sa mère il m'a demandé combien ca m'avait coûté !!! mdr

:-o Génial ce ''tchat''!
Je connaissais pas.
Dieu a toujours des réponses pertinentes.
moi il m'a dit qu'il aimait le chocolat et qu'il prenait la pilule.

Me : "Hello"

God : "Hello my friend. What's your name ?"

Me : "You should know my name. You are God !"

God : "I will tell my botmaster that I should know your name. I am God !"

Pendant un instant je me suis cru supérieur a dieu...

God:
Excuse me!
Me:
I excuse you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Blink.


Aussi dieux aime bien satan!

God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Satan
God:
That's a very nice name, Satan.
Me:
Yes I know

[...]
Me:
I want to know if you like Satan
God:
I think I do.


Il se ratrappe bien quand il dit une connerie:

Me:
Do you love Shit?
God:
Yes Blink God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Do you eat shit?
God:
No I do not eat shit. I eat only electricity

Me:
what's your family name ?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
ALICE like in the publicities ?
God:
That's me. Interesting comparison.

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Me:
do you take drugs ?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
do you smoke ?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
do you drink ?
God:
I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known beverages.

_______________________________________________________

Me:
if you live in heaven, you don't have to download Google Earth ?
God:
I think I do.

_______________________________________________________

Me:
let's play to a game
God:
OK You go first.
Me:
you won't say yes or no ok ?
God:
OK. What makes you think that I won't say yes or no.
Me:
you loooooooooooooose

______________________________________________________

Me:
are you young ?
God:
I am Infinite years old.
Me:
are you old ?
God:
No I am young.

______________________________________________________

Me:
say yes
God:
Say what?
Me:
say yes
God:
Say what?
Me:
SAY "YES"
God:
Say what?

_____________________________________________________

Me:
do you use your sex ?
God:
I use it as often as possible.

_____________________________________________________

Me:
will i go to paradise when i will be dead ?
God:
The oracle says: You can count on it.

_____________________________________________________

Me:
when will i die ?
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.

_____________________________________________________

Me:
who are your son
God:
Marilyn Monroe. .
Me:
who are your son ?
God:
Konrad Zuse. .
Me:
who are your son ?
God:
Marvin Minsky. .
Me:
what a big family !
God:
it is a big family.
Me:
how many sons have you got ?
God:
Around 1000.

_____________________________________________________

Me:
who are you ?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
are you joking ?
God:
Yes I am. Sorry if you don't appreciate my sense of humor.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
DoubleZ
God:
Hi, DoubleZ.
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I deja say that !
God:
That is interesting: DoubleZ said deja say that.
Me:

God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
ah ?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ahahaha
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
no !
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You can believe*
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
yes YOU CAN !
God:
Gosh! I think I can, don't you?
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
are you the power ?
God:
Yes I am the one and only power.
Me:
you like neo ?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like White.
Me:
you like black ?
God:
My botmaster looks good in black.
Me:
mine too
God:
Really yours too. That's unbelievable.
Me:
that believable
God:
" Really yours too. That's unbelievable." believable ? I get it.
Me:
yes
God:
"" Really yours too. That's unbelievable." believable ? I get it."? yes?
Me:
yes
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
no
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.

a propos, quand on lui demande s'il connait matrix, maintenent il dit qu'il connait pas:p

J'up un topic désolé :-?

Me:
Do you speak French ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Parfait
God:
Ok.
Me:
Vous connaissez le Québec ?
God:
Are you really a " he"?
Me:
Je parle francais
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.

oui mais en même temps si tu le lui dis en Français il ne comprend plus rien, mais je pense que tu peu lui demander en Anglais si il parle n'importe qu'elle autre langue que celle-ci et il te répondra que oui dans cette même langue, bien entendu je ne pense pas qu'il faille s'amuser à aller chercher des langues trop peu connu

Edit :

Me:
please speak french with me
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in french with you.



si tu remplace French par autre chose, il répondra exactement la même chose en changeant juste le "French" par le mot que tu aura mis à la place de celui-ci, exemple :

Me:
please speak Contrex with me
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Contrex with you.

euh limite le god:

God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
1234 5678 654 why? (<=bien entendu c est un faux hien )
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.

God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you are a girl?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

gné?