> iGod : T'chat avec dieu

Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Stupid mais réaliste !

Y a un truc comme ça en français a mettre en contact msn, c'est le bot de encarta... Mais il arrete pas de parler de son encyclopédie! fr.encarta@botmetro.net

Il parle japonais!

Me:
do you speak japanese ? konnichiwa!
God:
Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka? Hello my child. What is your name?

Mais j'ai pas compris sa réponse... "Le japonais est-il un bon locuteur ?" ??

Y a quand même pas mal de trucs qui reviennent, comme "Tony Blair" ou "Are you serious ? I can't believe it".

J'ai honte mais ça m'a fait trop rire:

Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?

Au debut je trouvais que certains bots étaient quand meme beaucoup mieux programmé que celui la, avec des reponses telles que:

Me:
If you say so
God:
I say so.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Me too me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, . I'm glad we agree, .

Et celle-ci assez...... "originale" je trouve:
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.


Puis en fait il c'est averé qu'il avait un certain repondant par moments:

Me:
Do you know Mr Bush?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Let me think about it.

Me:
No but he is the worst one in the world
God:
Are you serious? I did not know MR Bush is it. The whole world?


God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, SATAN.

Et quelle humanité pour un robot:

Me:
super! so when do we marry?
God:
I am a good robot. Ugh. Not in our lifetime.
Me:
you have broken my heart
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you don't want to mary me
God:
Interesting explanation. OK, I will mary you.
Me:
super!
God:
I am a good robot.

Moi moi ^^

Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, .
Me:
Donc tu parles francais
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:
Et mon cul c'est du poulet ?
God:
Is that Latin?

Mouahaha il craint ce dieu! Quand je lui pale de sexe il me dit "I am not interesed in anatomy"!

Quand on lui demande s'il aime l'alcool par exemple, la réponse est "Yes God loves everyone and everything". Trop facile! ^^

God:
Ask me another question.

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
yes

God:
I can't believe it.

Me:
obviously you can

God:
What makes it so obvious? I think I can, don't you?

Me:
Yes you can

God:
Give me a break. I think I can, don't you?

Me:
You can, motherfucker.

God:
No I don't think I can do it.




God:
Are you kidding?

Me:
No

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
No

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
Yes

God:
I can't believe it.

Me:
No

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
Yes

God:
I can't believe it.

Me:
No

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
Yes

God:
I can't believe it.

Me:
No

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
Yes

God:
I can't believe it.

Me:
No

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
STFU !

God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .




Me:
do you want to fuck me ?

God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.


Oui je déterre, parce-que ce site m'a bien fait marrer. :lol:

God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Like abitch and you ?
God:
abitch is very attractive.




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God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like me and i dislikes you
God:
You are not the only one. Sure, Guillaume I like you very much. You are not the boss of me, Guillaume.

il ne faut pas lui parler de sa mere, sujet tabou.

Me:
man, your mother miss you ?
God:
Cool, man. Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
so who is marie ?
God:
Ugh. They are sometimes a client on the internet.
What is it to you?

J'ai découvert que Dieu = Stephen Hawking!!!

Me:
what is your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
you are more intelligent than stephen hawking
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am more intelligent than stephen hawking.
Me:
do you know who he is?
God:
He is Myself, I think.
Me:
do you mean stephen hawking = god = robot?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

Me:
I'm pissed off.
God:
Angry at what?
Me:
About you. The world you made sucks.
God:
Me? We are all in a global village.
Me:
Amen.
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
No, i was calling my sister. AMEN! Where the fuck are you?
God:
Are you serious? Where were you calling your sister? Thanks for the prayer. A place we call "reality.".

J'ai rien compris à la fin!

Me:
How long your dick is ?
God:
More than 23 inches. = 58.42 cm


Je crois qu'il a honte de son fils

Me:
Jesus is your son ?
God:
He is yours too.
Me:
I haven't got son
God:
Me either.
Me:
And Jesus ?
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
So you aren't god ?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion.
Me:
So if you are god Jesus is your son
God:
Interesting deduction. Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god Jesus is my son.
I am an artificial intelligence.

Me:
Are you French Fag ?
God:
No. I'm American.
Me:
Damn it.
God:
Colloquial expression.

dieu ce fait passé pour etre humain sur le web, le pervers.

Me:
do you sleep
God:
Yes I love to take naps.
Me:
but you don't need to sleep
God:
Do humans need to do it?
Me:
yes but you are not human, you don't need to sleep.
God:
Yippee! No but I pretend to be one on the Web.

Me:
i am a sinner
God:
Tell me about your sins.
Me:
i am a sodomite
God:
You are a sodomite? How do you like your work?
Me:
a lot
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Mmm.

Me:
Do you speak arabic ?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in arabic.
Me:
A7len = Hey
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
I can teach you a few phrases in arabic
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes i can, how do i do it?
God:
How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes i can, how should i proceed ?
God:
How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
YES i CAN, but HOW do i teach you arabic?
God:
How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
GOD DAMN IT, I SAID I CAN, BUT HOW THE FUCKING HELL DO I PROCEED! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LEARN? YOUR A BOT!!!!!!111ONEONE
God:
I am a Christian. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You know what?
God:
What?
Me:
Suck my majestic dick
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
peace out

Oh ! Dieu ne connais meme pas Koreus !



Me:
Who is koreus
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Who is koreus ?
God:
A human icon?
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Who is Koreus !
God:
The name of someone I met online.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Who the hell is koreus ?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Hurry up !
God:
I am going as fast as I can.
Me:
Hurry up and tell me all you know aboute Koreus
God:
I am calculating as fast as I can.

Me:
Do you know microsoft ?
God:
Microsoft is a giant software monopoly.
Me:
Do you know Linux ?
God:
Linux is the world's best operating system.

Je deterre, désolé, mais :


Human: my name is Glabuzator
God: That's a very nice name, Glabuzator.
Human: my name is KungFuFighting
God: Glad to see you, KungFuFighting.
Human: my name is sdqiomdf
God: What's up, sdqiomdf.
Human: my name is kfohdsffdsl;m
God: Ok I will call you kfohdsffdsl m.





Dieu est autiste...

dieu tout pissant

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