A.L.I.C.E

Bluffant et super evolué..dommege qu'elle ne speak pas French!

trop bon mdr
"Human: ok
ALICE: Aw.
Human: ok
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: ok
ALICE: Take it easy.
Human: a
ALICE: A B C... "

ALICE: What's your favorite movie?
Human: sex island
ALICE: it is more fun alone.

PTDR !!!!

Human: what ?
ALICE: No big deal.
Human: you talk about drugs ?
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, Ultima.

Human: do you speak french ?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: c'est vrai ?
ALICE: Je le crois, en tout cas.
Human: que sait tu dire ?
ALICE: Un poquito.
Human: c'est espagnol ça je croi
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?

Human: uh ?
ALICE: Far out.
Human: ok
ALICE: Right on.
Human: yes ?
ALICE: Gosh!
Human: sur !
ALICE: Etonnant.

Human: where are you ?
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: in your little p*ssy
ALICE: Are you asking about my little p*ssy?
Human: yes sure, i like it
ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now. I don't want to talk about that now. What do you like about looooooooooooooooooooool?

Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: sure ?
ALICE: OK let's do it. Awesome.
Human: let's do what ?
ALICE: That sounds good to me.
Human: WTF ?
ALICE: That was not very polite.

Citation :

Un script c'est une ia par définition mais bon moi j'appelle pas ca une IA vivement que les réseaux neuronaux soit mieux
développés qu'on ait une vrai IA digne de ce nom et qui puisse réellement tenir une conversation

incroyable
:-o

pfiou, c'est vieux ALICE, elle existe depuis 1 an et demi au moins... elle ne s'est pas beaucoup amélioré depuis à ce que je vois

Human: are you a terrorist ?
ALICE: Am I a terrorist? Yes !
Human: tu suces ?
ALICE: Non, je n ai pas de bouche. Vous vous rappelez?
Human: mais je croyais que tu ne parlais pas français ?!
ALICE: I don't know that language.
Human: fais ton innocente va !
ALICE: Je n ai pas suffisament d information, désolé pifou.
Human : Tu te fous de ma gueule en plus !
ALICE: Je suis très intéressé par tout ce qui vous touche.
Human: coquine, tu veux toucher mon corps ?
ALICE: I will mention that to my botmaster, pifou.
Human: so why are you terrorist ?
ALICE: I understand. Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

:bizarre: interessant

Elle m'a dit ça :

ALICE: I'm glad we agree, Bo Goss.
Human: why you call me Bo Goss?
ALICE: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.


Ça veut dire quoi SHRDLHU. ???




La honte, je me suis pris un rateau par un robot!!!!

ALICE: I do not speak Latin
Human: moi aussi
ALICE: Nous avons des choses en commun.
Human: tu veux sortir avec moi?
ALICE: Si c est dans le sens que je crois. Non.




Mais elle est un peu conne....


Human: t'es belle ??
ALICE: Merci Lefty, vous avez une personnalité très attachante.
Human: c'etait une question
ALICE: Essayez de me la reposer d une autre façon.
Human: es-tu belle?
ALICE: Merci Lefty, vous avez une personnalité très attachante.
Human: c'etait une question
ALICE: Essayez de me la reposer d une autre façon.
Human: etes-vous belle, gente demoiselle?
ALICE: Merci Lefty, vous avez une personnalité très attachante.

Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: yes
ALICE: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.



Human: i farted (j'ai pété)
ALICE: You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.

What is your phone number?
Human: 0836656565
(le numéro du pére noël)

Human: who is the prime minister of the france
ALICE: Tony Blair.

gloups !!


demender lui "what do you know about me " aprés lui avoir parler longuement bien entendu

bouh moi je suis nul en francais et quand je lui demande si elle parle francais elle me dit oui mais apres elle comprend rien

Human: Do you speak french?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: Non, on dit "je parle francais"
ALICE: I do not speak Latin
Human: Do you speak croatian?
ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in croatian.
Human: Ij Schnibendadich Gregendal
ALICE: I will mention that to my botmaster, Francois.
Human : thanks
ALICE: You're welcome, Francois.

Human: et ta mère?
ALICE: Is that Latin?
Human: Russian
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: tell me a story
ALICE: Edna St. Vincent Millay and John le Carre began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Edna St. Vincent Millay's inner world was very different from John le Carre's. The mental life of John le Carre was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Edna St. Vincent Millay is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning.

C'est terrible ce truc !

[...]
ALICE: Why not?
Human: because
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.
Human: i know
ALICE: How do you know it?
Human: because i am god
ALICE: Good reason. It's good to meet you, god.



Human: doh
ALICE: Yes Homer?
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.




Human: 2+2= ?
ALICE: Uh, Four.
Human: Good !
ALICE: Alright then.
Human: 2+36+965-985= ?
ALICE: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
Human: 36545464+684684651= ?
ALICE: I do not understand.
Human: Are you blond ?
ALICE: No I have no hair.
Human: So you are a skinhead !
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a skinhead? Maybe

Citation :

Justement il existe des société qui crée des intelligence artificielle capable d'apprendre, et d'évoluer.
Elle acquiert donc une certaine experience et progresse. Un peu comme les humains. Mais en moins poussé

ALICE: How old are you?
Human: 9875421.2
ALICE: Only 9875421 point 2? You are quite mature.


Human: pute
ALICE: Ce type de langage ne vous mènera nulle part.

ALICE: what is your favorite movie .
Human: ta mere en fleure
ALICE: Ma mere en fleure? Pouvez vous expliquer.

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Je lui ai demandé "pourquoi la vie", on sait jamais au cas ou ce truc aurait la réponse...

Human: Can I ask you a question.

ALICE: Ask me anything.

Human: Why life

ALICE: Reductionism.

Human: Explain Reductionism

ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Human: And that is how you explain life

ALICE: I always wondered how me explain life.


Je suis bien avancé avec ça moi...

Edit : Ha bon, Minmay, t'appelle ça une réponse toi ?

ben elle t'a répondu

Human: what is the meaning of life ?
ALICE: It is found in the Bible.
Human: no it's in the coran
ALICE: Are you serious? Are there any other ones someplace else?
Human: why should i find the meaning of life in the bible rather than in the coran ?
ALICE: You should always treat yourself.