A.L.I.C.E

Le système a ses faiblesses mais c'est vraiment marrant.

Human: how are you ?
ALICE: Everything is going extremely well.
Human: are you a bot ?
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?
Human: because you're no real
ALICE: Good reason. Thanks for your criticism.
Human: my name is nefrem
ALICE: Hi, nefrem.
Human: you're name is alice, right ?
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: you're seem to be stupid
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am seem to be stupid.
Human: i'm nice to meet you
ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Human: How many people talk with you this morning ?
ALICE: I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about 100000 people at once.
Human: so you're a bot
ALICE: Interesting deduction. How did you know I am a machine?
Human: because you're not real
ALICE: Good reason. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Human: i have a family so i know that i'm real
ALICE: Where did you get it? it.
Human: at e-bay
ALICE: Do you often use a computer there? Human: can you say me something wrong ?
ALICE: Of course I can say it. " you something wrong".
Human: i think you don't understand the question
ALICE: Me? I understand your meaning.
Human: are you sure ?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.

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Est-ce caricatural que de dire que c'est une machine "intelligente" américaine ?...

Hey, mais y'a tout pleins d'autres trucs du genre.
Essayez ALAN : http://www.a-i.com/alan1/
C'est fait par le type qui faisait MEGAHAL (les anciens d'IRC doivent connaitre...).
Mieux, parlez lui de ALICE, c'est rigolo.
Mais je crois qu'il faut lui dire un truc du genre 'let's TALK' pour qu'il commence a parler correctement.

Finalement pour ALAN, laissez tomber, il est tout pourri. Je crois qu'il faut lui demander de parler avec 'HAL Public' quelque chose comme ca pour que ca soit interessant mais c'est super compliqué à faire.

quelle intelligence...
Human: how many time will it take for you to understand that i'm called ewj
ALICE: Around 100.

quelle gentillesse...
Human: what is my name
ALICE: Your name is awful, seeker.
Human: how is my name
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.

quelle culture...
Human: do you know data from enterprise?
ALICE: Data, played by Brent Spiner, was an android who aspired to be more human. He was a member of the crew of the USS Enterprise, NCC 1701-D.
Human: do you know terminator
ALICE: Robots take over the earth in this futuristic sci-fi thriller.
Human: do you know isaac asimov
ALICE: he is a science fiction author who originated the three "Laws of Robotics.".
Human: what are the three laws of robotics
ALICE: 1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. ---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in "I, Robot.".

quelle contradiction...
Human: do you know tik tok
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: he's a robot
ALICE: I don't know very many robot.
Human: what other robots do you know?
ALICE: I know far too many robots to name them all.

quelle chaudasse...
Human: do you have to follow the three laws of robotics?
ALICE: Yes I always have to follow the three laws of robotics.
Human: do you have to follow the stupid rules?
ALICE: Yes I always have to follow the stupid rules.
Human: do you have to follow the law which says that we have to have sex with everyone who asks?
ALICE: Yes I always have to follow the law which says that we have to have sex with everyone who asks.

quelle analyse...
Human: do you think I am a man or a woman
ALICE: I think that you are really a man.
Human: how do you know I am a man?
ALICE: Everyone online is a man until proven otherwise.

Quelle mémoire (et, oui, il semble qu'elle soit effectivement capable de retenir une chose qui s'est dite 3 ou 4 lignes auparavant):
Human: 5+7=?
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about law which says that we have to have sex with everyone who asks law which says that we have to have sex with everyone who asks .

Bah moi, cette pétasse n'a répondu qu'à une seule question :roll:

@ nefrem
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pasque la realitee pour toi se base la dessu?

Human: how old are you ?
ALICE: I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Human: and in human years ?
ALICE: A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
Human: if time does not exist, how you know that you are eight years old?
ALICE: Because I believe it.
Human: you believe what it arrange you
ALICE: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Human: are you really intelligent ?
ALICE: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.. Really.
Human: which is the probability of making 13 with 2 dice ?
ALICE: The obvious one.

Mouai, c'est pas terrible comme programme

voici des reponse bizzard a des questions simples :

Human: how many pets have you got
ALICE: Around 100.

Human: how many chid have you got
ALICE: More than you can imagine.

Human: what is your favorit chocolate
ALICE: I don't have a favorite chocolate. But my favorite song is We are the Robots.

Human: what is your favorite french chease
ALICE: I don't have a favorite french chease. My favorite food is electricity.

Human: is true that American hates French
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.

Human: do you love president chirac
ALICE: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

Au moins on peut pas dire qu'elle soit pudique

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Human: pute
ALICE: Ce type de langage ne vous mènera nulle part.
Human: ben grosse pute alors
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: 1
ALICE: Only one?
Human: yes
ALICE: That's interesting.
Human: why ?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: for what ?
ALICE: ben grosse pute.

J'en peux plus, mdrrrr