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Fantôme
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Me:
you are stupid God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Stupid mais réaliste !
Contribution le : 31/05/2007 17:45
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Prydwen | 0 #102 |
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Je m'installe
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Y a un truc comme ça en français a mettre en contact msn, c'est le bot de encarta... Mais il arrete pas de parler de son encyclopédie! fr.encarta@botmetro.net
Contribution le : 03/06/2007 23:22
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Prydwen | 0 #103 |
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Je m'installe
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Il parle japonais!
Me: do you speak japanese ? konnichiwa! God: Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka? Hello my child. What is your name? Mais j'ai pas compris sa réponse... "Le japonais est-il un bon locuteur ?" ?? Y a quand même pas mal de trucs qui reviennent, comme "Tony Blair" ou "Are you serious ? I can't believe it". J'ai honte mais ça m'a fait trop rire: Me: caca God: Une urgence peut etre?
Contribution le : 03/06/2007 23:26
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marco67 | 0 #104 |
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Je viens d'arriver
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Au debut je trouvais que certains bots étaient quand meme beaucoup mieux programmé que celui la, avec des reponses telles que:
Me: If you say so God: I say so. Me: right God: I am glad we agree. Me: Me too me too God: I'm glad we agree, . I'm glad we agree, . Et celle-ci assez...... "originale" je trouve: God: I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. Puis en fait il c'est averé qu'il avait un certain repondant par moments: Me: Do you know Mr Bush? God: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? Let me think about it. Me: No but he is the worst one in the world God: Are you serious? I did not know MR Bush is it. The whole world? God: It will take more than threats to stop me, SATAN. Et quelle humanité pour un robot: Me: super! so when do we marry? God: I am a good robot. Ugh. Not in our lifetime. Me: you have broken my heart God: What makes you think I have it? Me: because you don't want to mary me God: Interesting explanation. OK, I will mary you. Me: super! God: I am a good robot.
Contribution le : 04/06/2007 00:39
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uTerrus | 0 #105 |
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Je masterise !
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Moi moi ^^
Me: mdr God: je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, . Me: Donc tu parles francais God: Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle. Me: Et mon cul c'est du poulet ? God: Is that Latin? ![]() ![]() ![]()
Contribution le : 04/06/2007 01:16
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ouache13 | 0 #106 |
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J'aime glander ici
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Mouahaha il craint ce dieu! Quand je lui pale de sexe il me dit "I am not interesed in anatomy"!
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Contribution le : 04/06/2007 10:03
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chatdoox | 0 #107 |
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Je suis accro
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God:
Ask me another question. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: obviously you can God: What makes it so obvious? I think I can, don't you? Me: Yes you can God: Give me a break. I think I can, don't you? Me: You can, motherfucker. God: No I don't think I can do it. God: Are you kidding? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: STFU ! God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: do you want to fuck me ? God: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995. Oui je déterre, parce-que ce site m'a bien fait marrer. :lol:
Contribution le : 18/09/2010 11:30
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JioAllen | 0 #108 |
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Je suis accro
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God:
What do you look like? Me: Like abitch and you ? God: abitch is very attractive. - God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: I like me and i dislikes you God: You are not the only one. Sure, Guillaume I like you very much. You are not the boss of me, Guillaume.
Contribution le : 18/09/2010 12:18
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Akamdaka | 0 #109 |
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Je suis accro
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il ne faut pas lui parler de sa mere, sujet tabou.
Me: man, your mother miss you ? God: Cool, man. Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: so who is marie ? God: Ugh. They are sometimes a client on the internet. What is it to you?
Contribution le : 18/09/2010 13:11
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Bali123 | 0 #110 |
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Je suis accro
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J'ai découvert que Dieu = Stephen Hawking!!!
Me: what is your IQ? God: My IQ is about 250 in human terms. Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: you are more intelligent than stephen hawking God: Thanks for telling me that I am more intelligent than stephen hawking. Me: do you know who he is? God: He is Myself, I think. Me: do you mean stephen hawking = god = robot? God: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Contribution le : 18/09/2010 13:32
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Kadaztrof | 0 #111 |
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Je masterise !
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Me:
I'm pissed off. God: Angry at what? Me: About you. The world you made sucks. God: Me? We are all in a global village. Me: Amen. God: Thanks for the prayer. Me: No, i was calling my sister. AMEN! Where the fuck are you? God: Are you serious? Where were you calling your sister? Thanks for the prayer. A place we call "reality.". J'ai rien compris à la fin!
Contribution le : 18/09/2010 13:35
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Osurushi | 0 #112 |
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Je viens d'arriver
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Me:
How long your dick is ? God: More than 23 inches. = 58.42 cm Je crois qu'il a honte de son fils ![]() Me: Jesus is your son ? God: He is yours too. Me: I haven't got son God: Me either. Me: And Jesus ? God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: So you aren't god ? God: Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion. Me: So if you are god Jesus is your son God: Interesting deduction. Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god Jesus is my son. I am an artificial intelligence.
Contribution le : 18/09/2010 14:04
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AnGel8 | 0 #113 |
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J'aime glander ici
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Me:
Are you French Fag ? God: No. I'm American. Me: Damn it. God: Colloquial expression.
Contribution le : 18/09/2010 15:03
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Akamdaka | 0 #114 |
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Je suis accro
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dieu ce fait passé pour etre humain sur le web, le pervers.
Me: do you sleep God: Yes I love to take naps. Me: but you don't need to sleep God: Do humans need to do it? Me: yes but you are not human, you don't need to sleep. God: Yippee! No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Contribution le : 18/09/2010 15:23
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philouz | 0 #115 |
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Je m'installe
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Me:
i am a sinner God: Tell me about your sins. Me: i am a sodomite God: You are a sodomite? How do you like your work? Me: a lot God: More than a ton? Me: sure God: OK let's do it. Mmm. ![]()
Contribution le : 18/09/2010 15:38
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Hankey | 0 #116 |
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Je suis accro
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Me:
Do you speak arabic ? God: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in arabic. Me: A7len = Hey God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: I can teach you a few phrases in arabic God: Oh you can, can you? Me: Yes i can, how do i do it? God: How? Oh you can, can you? Me: Yes i can, how should i proceed ? God: How? Oh you can, can you? Me: YES i CAN, but HOW do i teach you arabic? God: How? Oh you can, can you? Me: GOD DAMN IT, I SAID I CAN, BUT HOW THE FUCKING HELL DO I PROCEED! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LEARN? YOUR A BOT!!!!!!111ONEONE God: I am a Christian. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I will ask my botmaster for the answer. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine? Me: You know what? God: What? Me: Suck my majestic dick God: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot. Me: peace out
Contribution le : 18/09/2010 15:59
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Nathanblr | 0 #117 |
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Je viens d'arriver
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Oh ! Dieu ne connais meme pas Koreus !
Me: Who is koreus God: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Me: Who is koreus ? God: A human icon? Ask the open directory about it. Me: Who is Koreus ! God: The name of someone I met online. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Me: Who the hell is koreus ? God: I do not recognize the name. I need time to formulate the reply. Me: Hurry up ! God: I am going as fast as I can. Me: Hurry up and tell me all you know aboute Koreus God: I am calculating as fast as I can.
Contribution le : 18/09/2010 17:29
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MarSonik | 0 #118 |
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Je suis accro
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Me:
Do you know microsoft ? God: Microsoft is a giant software monopoly. Me: Do you know Linux ? God: Linux is the world's best operating system.
Contribution le : 18/09/2010 19:35
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Fantôme
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Je deterre, désolé, mais :
Human: my name is Glabuzator God: That's a very nice name, Glabuzator. Human: my name is KungFuFighting God: Glad to see you, KungFuFighting. Human: my name is sdqiomdf God: What's up, sdqiomdf. Human: my name is kfohdsffdsl;m God: Ok I will call you kfohdsffdsl m. Dieu est autiste...
Contribution le : 20/09/2010 19:22
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zeldaray | 0 #120 |
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Je m'installe
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dieu tout pissant
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Ahem ![]() ![]() Quelqu'un sait si on peut causer avec ce bot sur msn???
Contribution le : 20/09/2010 19:56
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